Funny kidisms lately

Warner's New Favorite Face:

The other day I heard Warner make a large gulping noise from the other room. When I walked around the corner to see what was going on, I found Warner walking out of the bathroom with a straw in his mouth. That can't be good.


Liv is constantly in a world of make believe lately. She flows from one princess story to the next. Sometimes I don't even know which princess she is, because there are so many dwarfs and witches and dragons I'm not sure which one she's roll playing in. Sometimes I hear her crying or whining or yelling something mean at Warner, and when I come into the scene either to intervene or to comfort I'm told promptly to leave and that she is just "pretending to yell" or just "pretending to be sad".

The other day in the car while playing the animal game with Liv she said this:

"I'm thinking of an animal that's big. And SCARY. And sometimes he, he knocks on doors, and sometimes he scares little red riding hoods. DO you know who it is Mom?"

Me: "I'm not sure yet, but does he sometimes blow down houses made of straw too?"

Liv: "Yes, actually he does."


Seen and Heard Today:

Liv- "Mom can I get my hair wet?"

Me- "Why?"

Liv- "Cause that's what all the ladies do."

Well if that's what all the ladies are doing these days, then you better do it too I suppose.

Where does she get this stuff? I have no idea.